Processed Food Addiction may not really be our thing, but habit-forming substances sure are. And in this case, it’s a bona fide outbreak.
Now that Drew Barrymore has finally slayed those proverbial dragons, she’s free to succeed as the Sweetheart America’s always known her to be.
More and more folks are enlisting in the sober army. Many, many more. In fact, you could say the legion is expanding by legions. Much of that legion consists of bold-face names — well, much of the most reported anyway. But the enlistees go far beyond celebrities. Celebrities do make for good recruiters though. Darn good. That’s why their sobriety…